When Jake Paul tries to describe his merch sales (that no one cares about) but cant think of any cool words so he merges two words together hence the idiotic word god church
Usually describes how his merch sales r going. another way of saying
'hey I i can't sell shit,BUY MY SHIT'
-Jake Paul in a nutshell-
I dropped up some new merch and it's selling like a (fucking) GOD CHURCH
-Leafyishere
-Keemstar
-Jake Paul
-Pewdiepie
-Ricegum
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A period of time where being a snake and an asshole is ok and it doesn't matter if ppl hates you for it
It's #snakeseason all year folks!
I'm mentally disabled cuz I'm a lemon
This faggot down here is a lemon he's constantly saying IM A LEMON
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