road runner

One of the largest Internet Service Providers in the United States. Owned by Time Warner and affiliated with America Online and Earthlink. Technical support is outsourced to Convergys where agents like me have to talk to stupid people all day long who have no idea what their Internet connection is for.

Customer: I Broke my Road Runner!
Agent: What lights are on your modem
Customer: Standy Light!
Agent: Can you click on the 'Tools' Button, there should be a picture of you, because you are a tool!

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road runner

An Internet Service Provider that services most of the United States and even parts of Newfound Land. Like AOL and Earthlink, Road Runner is owned by the evil giant corporation Time Warner. Most of its customers are not bright enough to know how to use their own Internet service and end up calling Internet Technicians like myself.

Man I got this Road Runner thing cause my friend said it was the cool thing to do. I have no idea what it does though. Instead of learning myself, Im going to be a lazy fool and call Technical Support.
*Bong* Time Warner Jackson *Bong*

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Canadian

The best damn beer this country has to offer!

I had to wash that sick American beer down with a couple Molson Canadians.

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Homo

Stands for 'Honda Motorsports'

That guy drives a riced out Honda. What a Homo!

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Desk Jockey

Someone who has a shitty job and is stuck behind a desk and a computer all day long.

Converygs is desk jockey central! Friends dont let friends work at Convergys!

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HP

Horsepower - The measurement of power an engine can produce. 1 horsepower is equal to 33,000 foot-pounds of work per minute.

Hewlett Packard - A shitty computer company that sells horrible computers to college kids with little or no money or computer knowledge.

House of Parliament - A building in the United Kingdom and a tasty barbeque sauce!

Hit Points - In gaming, the amount of life a character has.

Horsepower - My sr20det produces more horsepower than your car!

Hewlett Packard - I feel sorry for anyone who owns an HP.

House of Parliament - The house that I wish I lived in!

Hit Points - Most RPG games have characters whose life is based on the amount of hit points he/she has.

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Lags

What your AOL service does!

Sorry, I cant play Battlefields Online cause my AOL lags.

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