Faguise

(Pronounced Fah-Gweese) A politically correct word for when you wanna call someone a faggot but can't afford to offend gay people. It also sounds more disgusting than faggot.

Guy 1: Man, I got these new 200 dollar kicks coming today, I'm hella excited!
Guy 2: You spent 200 dollars on shoes? Man, you're such a faguise.

Mouthgasm

What happens when you taste something so gosh-darn frick-frackling mumbastically fucking delicious that you feel like your mouth just orgasmed.

I don't care if it made me fat, that double dunked dark chocolate mudslide shake gave me a fucking mouthgasm.