ESPN+

ESPN+ memberships are meant to be broken and so are fucking promises.

Jimmy: Of fuck, ESPN+ membership is broken. Oh no nigga.

Bob: Ye no shit you dick head, they’re meant to be broken and shut the fuck up you wanker.

Fatamatic

If some cunt is fucking fat as hell because of eating to much shit they are fatamatic.

Kevan: Bob ur as fat as an elephant cunt.

Bob: no I’m not I’m just fatamatic.