Sod

Usually associated with an overweight, unreliable, and “busy” person. They generally are of no use to there friends.

“Stephen said he was busy.”
“Seriously?! He’s such a f%#cking sod these days!”

Ultimate chicken

When two men (gay or straight) each take one dose of viagra, and once fully erect, sprint at one another. If a competitor strays away from the path of the other competitor, that one who strayed away loses.

Last Tuesday, Jimmy and Mike got very intoxicated and were dared to play a game of Ultimate Chicken. Mike moved away at the last second, making Jimmy the winner.

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