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Liberty Bell

When a man spreads his legs while standing to unstick his balls from either leg and then swings his nuts from side to side slapping his thighs with them. Juat like the inside of the liberty bell

Hear that slapping, im doing the liberty bell!!

by Kevin Da Great September 17, 2018


Irish hot pocket

When you're fucking a bitch from behind and you punch her asshole inserting your entire fist then celebrating by raising your hand over your head and banging her head on the ceiling.

Bro, your mom wanted to celebrate St. Patrick's day so I gave her an Irish hot pocket and now she has a concussion. Better not let Will Smith find out.

by Kevin Da Great March 17, 2016

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