dukaDONE

Telling someone that something is done when it may or may not actually be done. Most likely it might work under ideal conditions, though probably not.

My car repairs are dukaDONE because you can only drive it in reverse in second gear with the headlights on and no washer fluid, but it works.

kearney

To snort wasabi for two dollars.

I got drunk in a sushi bar last night and kearneyed until I cried, but at least I didn't have to pay for dinner.

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