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Simple diarrhea, preferably brown in color. Should not be the consistency of water. More like the gravy served at Thanksgiving which consists of plenty of white flour.
After eating at KFC two days in a row the greasy chicken produced a light brown flow of sphincter gravy.
Walking into (or onto) a swamp.
Today 9 of us went swampwalking at a swamp at Greenwood Park in Northern Broome County NY. It was all ice. Try it in spring if you want to walk "into" the swamp.
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After flushing the toilet when one sits down too soon to pinch off another loaf the water is still rising and hence, yes the dreaded "Testicle Swirly". Happened to me two nights ago.
Oh damn, Ralph, I flushed the toilet to empty any remaining morning remnants but had to go so bad that I sat down too fast and got a half bag full of a Testicle Swirly. I guess it is better than a headfirst swirly.