schultz

Schultz is a game that originated in salisbury maryland but is primarily practiced in the SMIB infested region of Waldorf/Charles County Maryland, mostly by people who do indeed fit the SMIB description.

The game consists of someone directing a false statement at another person, usually a amateur schultzer, who then - in their sloppy unthoughtout haste correct the statement, this is fallowed by the schultzer (person originally saying the false statement) yelling SCHULTZ...often fallowed by the word BITCH... with major emphasis on both schultz and bitch.

The act of schultzing can be further emphasized, for even more comical effect, by making an obvious facial expression consisting of raised eyebrows and a genuinely "stupid look" while directing the original false statement - if put into words the expression tends to say "you dumb bitch your about to get schultzed even though your looking at my blatant schultzing face"

*Schultz success rates tend to drop when presenting the schulting face in the midst of action

*Enen the most professional of schultzers fall victim from time to time, but to be at a truely world class level these occurances most be few and far between

Kevin: "Get off the phone with Laura" (obvious schultzing face present)
Nick: "Im talking to Jamie"
Kevin (and all who witnessed): "SCHULTZ BITCH"
-fallowed by a simultaneous pushing out of lawn chair to further accentuate the the severity of that particular schultz

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