Dece

Short for Decent. Characterized by conformity to recognized standards of propriety or morality. Free from indelicacy; modest. Meeting accepted standards; adequate.

girl 1 "Whad you think of..."
girl "ur mom!"
girl 1 "what?"
girl "She's dece... if i was a guy, you know with a penis... i would do her..."

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That's what UR MOM said

A "UR MOM" come-back but more rad. It then continues to "that's what SHE said" if necessary.

boy "I wish I saw you in a thong..."
girl "That's what ur mom said!"
boy "oh my God... Jesus."
girl "That's what SHE said!"
boy "wait, who said it?"
girl "ur mom"

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redic

"ridiculous"

Deserving or inspiring ridicule; absurd, preposterous, or silly. See Synonym, foolish.

that's 'dece'...

that's 'legit'...

most 'deff'...

that's 'rad'...

that's 'redic'...

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UR MOM

Defenition 1: This word can replace a noun, if done correctly.

Defenition 2: If one can't think of a cool come back. This is the phrase to use.

Guy 1: "Whoa! U made cool sound effects with that paper bag..."
Guy 2: "UR MOM makes cool sound effect!"

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dis

1. A word which means dissent.(idk if i spelt that right, but anyways...)it's not too bad but it's not great, wonderful, amazing, out of this world either...

2. Second place.

3. This.

4. emo music.

5. A "B+" on your report card.(J to the K, that really pisses me off!)

girl 1: "Robby is a gorgeous offspring."
girl 2: "Nah, he's dis. I preffer David."

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Duflap

A type of hair style, usually duflaps are worn by emo kids.

Described as one flap of bangs covering one eye, the hair color is black, or red, or a mixture of un-natural hair colorspink, blue, magenta, indigoDuflaps can be worn on either side of the face but must cover at least ONE eye or both.

If you want a Duflap... you can't ask a barber, because they won't know what the hell you're talking about. Unless the barber themselves are emo. Then maybe they might know.

Duflaps are made often by one cutting one's own hair or by another friend that knows what duflaps look like.

Jenny: Why is Robbie crying?
Tiffany: He has a duflap now... he put so much gel in it, it hardened and poked him in the eye... ouch!
Jenny: Oh man that sucks. Want to buy some ice cream?
Tiffany: Duflaps are cool, I think I'll cut my hair like that! Ya ice cream sounds good.
Jenny: I'll cut it for you if you want..."
Tiffany: nah....

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wurfer

1. wurfer to surfer as poseur is to skater

2. Try as he or she might, they cannot accomplish catching any waves.

3. Only wants to be a surfer for show.

surfer "dude, you're a wurfer,"
wurfer "no way doooood, you're just jealous of my totally radical skills."
surfer "no way man, you got ur facts bent."
wurfer "yeah? well..."
*runs away*

...to be continued

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