Deep Impact

A friendly game which involves competing for inches by inserting objects into your asshole.

Hey wanna play deep impact with grandma's walking stick?

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The Samurai

During sexual climatic phase, hold base of cock with both hands and release semen across the torso of your partner at a downward 45 degree angle.
This act is usually accompanied with loud chinese chants.

I gave the chinese hooker the samurai as a conclusion to our transaction.

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