fallacious

Describes something that is commonly believed to be true, but is in fact false.

The arguement was based on fallacious reasoning.

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Unattractive

What a woman becomes 0.4 seconds after ejaculation. Or any man who believes the above.

Mary suddenly became unattractive, so I withdrew and fell asleep.

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knackers

1. A slang term for 'testicles'.
2. A yard where horses are killed for food or glue, short for the "knacker's yard".
3. Sometimes used in place of 'knackered', meaning 'tired' or 'worn out'.

1. He's got his knackers in a twist.
2. We sent Red Rum to the knacker's yard.
3. My knackers are knackers after all that fun in the knacker's.

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pious

Living in a way which shows one's belief in a religion.

I behaved in a pious fashion when the existence of God was disproved.

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fellatious

Adjective describing an act involving, or similar to, fellatio. (A 'blow job')

Jenny got her secretary's job by being fellatious.

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Spunkerchief

A crusty, flaking piece of cloth used to clean one's body after an intense night of 'self appreciation'.

I used my spunkerchief to wipe my sex wee of my jazz mag