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A mythical creature that poses as a woman that has sucked you dry of semen, yet still continues to try and deep throat your dick, resulting in the detachment of ones dick.
Did you hear about Tommy? Went out last night and got a blowie from a girl and ended up in the hospital. How? Heard she was a real life chuggington!!! (Cringe)
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When you open all the pizza boxes at a party and jerk off on all the toppings, leaving just the cheese pizzas alone.
Who the fuck pulled the Kevin McCallister on my meat lovers?
When a guy fucks a girl in all three holes then has another girl clean his dick off with her tongue, collecting all three layers of taste.
Don't worry Patty I'm almost done, you'll get to taste that triple layer dick everyone's been talking about!
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When you pull down a girls panties and her vagina is much larger than anticipated.
Kelly looked hot as hell last night, until I saw her Michigan pot hole, I thought there is no way she is gonna even feel me.
The marking a person leaves on a dick after sucking down to hard while deep throating a penis.
Patty left some weird throat marks on my penis after deepthroating me, I'm pretty sure she was having acid reflux problems from the loss of skin on my dick.
When two dudes, who are fucking a chick at the same time, switch condoms mid fuck.
Last week me and Patty had a threesome with an uber driver. Me and Todd, the uber driver, got so comfortable with each other we even helmet swapped turning Patty on even more.
The fucking of an ice cream cone when it softens on a hot summer day.
It was so hot yesterday that my ice cream started to melt, so naturally I performed the ice cream flop! My balls never felt smoother!