muffdiver

these other people got it all fucked up. a muffdiver is someone who goes down on a female, but they choose to do so only while wearing a wetsuit or scuba gear.

"I called the scuba school, but they didnt offer any classes for muffdivers..."

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fudge mountain

this is when a gimp is confined for so long he procedes to leave a "fudge mountain" of fecal matter in the very place he was being contained. prolonged exposure to this environment may lead the gimp to have a permanent fudge trail down his backside detering any further attempts to sodomize the victim. his presence might then become sickening to his captors leading to his ultimate release...

"That is the biggest god damn Fudge Mountain ive ever seen Maynard!!!"
"I'm not goin near that Fudge Mountain Zed!!!"

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beaver cleaver

a beaver cleaver refers to the buzzer the female uses to trim her bush in an attempt to portray a clean vagina to her naive partner, who should know what a filthy cunt she really has...

"Her beaver cleaver must be busted, cuz her shit is nappier then ive ever seen it!!!"

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bronx bomber

blowing a large load in a female'z face while watchin a yankeez game, preferably when they are winning or about to win..."

"i gave that bitch a bronx bomber just as giambi won it for them in the ninth with a 2 run homer!!!"

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