Douchery

The various attributes of an asshat who overvalues his/her opinions, status and importance. Individuals stricken with this condition often suffer from delusions of grandeur and speak in 4th person.

“The douchery is strong with this one as he regularly refers to himself in the 4th person by using his Navy rank to try to impress those around him.”

“His level of douchery was frightening as he talked about being ‘in the zone’ before running a 5k fun run.”