Poofie

A selfie taken while taking a poo. But there are rules to follow for it to be considered a legit Poofie

1) Photo must be taken from the waist up (no one must know you are poopin')
2) You must make yourself look good (smile), as if trying to impress a love interest
3) If sending through snapchat, you CANNOT put a caption. (this is the "code" to others in the poofie world that said picture, is in fact a poofie)

*opens snapchat, "Oh wow isnt that a nice picture of......oh wait, shes poopin. That's a hell of a Poofie"

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Khabib Rahim

A Khabib is a guy that you’d wanna ride for hours on end. He uses his funniest almost as much as his shlong. He always has a friend named Joshua and kisses him all the time. He is usually the one who ends up doing cocaine out of someone’s butt.

Did you see Khabib Rahim light a firework off in his butt? He’s so hot tho.