Pantomime

While wearing smeared, black mascara, the person will perform fellatio until completion and let said partner finish on their face while remaining silent.

After the shower, I asked Sally for a Pantomime. She looked over and smiled, then she put down her makeup remover.

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Yamnesia

When the yams are so good, you completely forget everything going on in your life.

When life gets tough, you should try to get yourself a heaping handful of yamnesia.