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Man, I'd sure like to put tubesteak in that bitch Sarah Palin. She's the real PILF.
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Another word for sperm, spunk, mangoo, jizz, splooge, nut, or plain ole cum.
When she looked at me with those dreamy eyes, I hit her right in the mouth with a big squirt of manonayse.
The Brown Beacon is when your bowels have begun a pre-launch sequence and you have only a few minutes to get to a toilet before you shit your pants.
I was in the store picking up a 24 pack of The Beast and suddenly I felt the Brown Beacon. As luck would have it, once I found the shabby bathroom the toilet looked like someone had sharted on it and the stall door wouldn't lock and I had to out-wait a Stall Stalker.
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Blumpsterbation is to masturbate while taking a dump, derived from the term Blumpster.
Man, the other day I was doing some blumpsterbation but the smell got so bad I couldn't even finish.
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An asshole that's so muddy you don't even need to lubricate your cock to get it in.
Since that chick only uses one piece of toilet paper, I was able to do the Crow Slide on her.
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The long walk to the bathroom when you really have to take a dump. Often dropping a Squeaker or two and avoiding sharting as you carefully walk to the bathroom. Similar to the brown swagger, except that it's more urgent, especially if you already have a turtle head poking out.
I was taking a brown walk and thought nobody was around so I ripped out a nice fart and ended up sharting on myself.