Cumbo

a whimsical creature that takes getting drunk to another level, such a level where she is constantly taking sharpies to the face (amongst other things), loses her phone as well damages it on the reg, she can pound back Conrad's Grill like there's no tomorrow, she can also handle her fair share of bud, and she may be a little hazy sometimes, but behind those thick glasses is a lovely, hilarious Cumbo.

"Man, did you see that Cumbo at the bar last night, she was face down ass up in a parking lot with a black dude."

"Pulled a real Cumbo last night and completely shatter my iphone."