yogurt cup

Relatively new vulgar slang describing the unattainable object of a man's (or woman's) affection. Can be a specific person, type of person, or fantasy.

Essentially, masturbation fodder you're never going to bed.

Derived from the supposed similarity in appearance between semen or female sexual fluid and vanilla yogurt.

"I merely insulted your yogurt cup! I don't find Jessica Simpson attractive, that's all!"

"My boyfriend is your yogurt cup?! He's mine!"

"Scat? Wow, you have the sickest taste in yogurt cups."

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