burger king

I got food poisoning from eating their food.

Fuck Burger King and their poorly cooked shit.

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I'll pencil you in

When somebody wants to schedule something with you, but you don't want to use a pen to finalize it in your calendar because that person is a loser. If something better comes along -- you can erase it.

Sure, I'd love to watch slides from your trip to the Grand Canyon -- I'll pencil you in.

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shitter

jerk or pain in the ass

well the fuckin' thing was heading fright for my face so i hit that shitter out of the sky with a tennis racket

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eog

End of grade Tests. What kids in my school from grades 3-8 at the end of the school year. We just finished ours after 3 days.

Man, I can't wait till those fucking eogs are over!

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crackhead

A person who likes/ loves to take drugs.

Jay: guess what man?
Rich: what?
Jay: I took some pills last night and I'm still feeling it.
Rich: damn son, you're such a "crackhead."

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kid

something i plan on being forever.

adult: im so mature look at my i am so cool.
kid: fuck it.

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kid

me, a kid at lm

yo!! Kid!! Why are you stalking me??

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