Condensed Sexy

Sexy in it's mosed potent and portable form. Just add water. Please refer also to Nate and Ty and Laila and WAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA.

Kit- That Ty! He's so condensed Sexy!

Laila- Fuck yea, even Canadians love him! WAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA

Kit- Yep! WAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA

Ty- Hey guys! You're both condensed Sexy!

Nate, Ty, Laila- WAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA

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Boof

Short for or referring to one's boyfriend

'How's your boof?'
'He's doing alright'

poju

1. A poor hebrew
2. Walter

1. He's a poju. He can never afford anything.

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Smoke Bombing

To leave a group outing without saying goodbye and no one noticing. A synonym to the Irish Goodbye or Ghosting.

Dan: I couldn't find you at the wedding last night,where were you?
Angela: Sorry I was smoke bombing and got the hell out of there!

rook

A spell put on someone from "cards & spices".

I went to Amoco and saw "Cards & Spices". I gave him a dirty ass look, and on the way home I put my car in a ditch...That fucker put a "ROOK" on my ass!!!

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Malörted

The act of haven taken a shot of Jeppson's Malört, which is considered a form of delicious self-abuse. Especially popular in the Chicagoland area.

Help me I've been Malörted!!

deek

A family friendly way to say the word for male genetalia 😊

OMG look at his deek ! / His deek is wrinkly