Rump Roast

When you thrust in so hard that her ass sets on fire. (aww c'mon, u noe wat the "thrust" part is... doncha)

"Man it was so hot in bed, you know..."
"How come?"
"I gave my girl the rump roast."
*laughing* "And then?"
"Well... her ass caught on fire..."
"Really? That's cool man! Last time I only managd to get my girl to blow all over me."
"And the bed caught fire as well due to friction."
"Then what happened?"
"My house burned down!"
"All that cos of only a rump roast... hmm, I should be careful then..."

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