haever

Verb. To vomit, or more specifically, projectile vomit

Oh my god, after I douple-dropped those white hearts I had the biggest haever outside the club.

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titilate

to make horny

dawg dat bitch was titalat'n

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buffdaddy

A name for someone who is buff or muscular or highly narcissitic.

Paul is a buffdaddy...

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don juan

Legend has it that he slep with over a thousand different women from eight different countries, but was eventually sent to Hell for refusing to give up his lustful ways.

The modern version of a Don Juan would be a pimp or a playa.

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credit card

The worst mistake a college student can ever make is to get one.

Nuff said.

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VaVaVirgil

an asshole robot on AIM.

not really much to say other than she's an asshole.

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Plushophile

That crazy 31-year old sicko who stole my teddy bear, cut a hole between its legs, and messed up the stuffing with some kind of smelly fluid by the time I found it. It was so badly mutilated and reeked so bad that I immediately threw it in the trash.

Damn that plushophile and his teddy-molesting fetish.

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