Smoking Jacket

A sexual act similar to the Sacramento Sweater, except with an aromatic sprinking of tobacco.

To protect myself from the ashes of my lover Eduardo's pulsating Cuban cigar I always wear my Smoking Jacket.

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Cardinal Cardigan

Perfected in Ireland, A sexual act similar to a Sacramento Sweater, except with a redhead.

"My boyfriend Henry O'Malligan ruined St. Patrick's Day by giving me a Cardinal Cardigan."

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Sacramento Sweater

The sexual act in which a man ejaculates on a woman's chest, proceeds to rip out a handful of the same woman's pubic hair, sprinkling it on the adhesive substance and giving it ample time to dry.

-As referenced in The Hit Television Show "How I Met your Mother."

"I wore my new Sacramento Sweater to the Kings game, although it was more of a turtle neck."

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Old King Clancy

Originating in Canada, a sexual act similar to a Sacramento Sweater, except Maple Syrup.

"Frozen Snowshoes, Harvey's Trays, Old King Clancy. I don't know what any of those words mean." -Lilly from the Hit Television Show "How I Met your Mother."

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