Jiffy Mart Feet

Dirty bottoms of the feet, as if one walked barefoot from the trailer park, up to the jiffy mart (or other convenience store) to buy a 40, discount smokes, and / or a scratch-off ticket. One of the most common situations in which Jiffy Mart Feet can be observed is that of adult film actresses appearing in amateur and very-low-budget pseudo-professional adult film productions.

She was delivering a quality performance riding cowgirl, but then he rolled her over on her back and into the pinned missionary position. This action revealed that she had a serious case of Jiffy Mart Feet which - against the back drop of Busch Light Draft and an overflowing ashtray on the night stand and that crappy wall paper that they only put in single wides - gave the actress a real sense of authenticity in the scene.

Josh Brooks

A verb describing action that is successful, and which is emblematic of the Soldier, Philanthropist, and Investor Josh Brooks. Action of this nature includes: a) assessing and understanding a dynamic or ambiguous situation, b) determining what needs to be accomplished, c) creating and resourcing a plan, and d) successfully implementing the plan and achieving the desired outcome. Although thoroughly planned and sufficiently resourced, Josh Brooks-style action that can appear to be improvised, with the appearance that the outcome remains uncertain long after success has been ensured.

The gatekeeper was sandbagging me, so I Josh Brooks'ed that shit and went directly to the decision maker.