A JakeyP is 4ft 5â. He has a head shaped like a tic tac and has short manâs syndrome. A JakeyP typically has a sister who is bloody gorgeous and likes touching up dolphins.
Look, JakeyP is stroking that man!
A scottish man who loves haggis and Irn Bru. He typically has a fit sister called Sandra. He also licks peanut butter off his cats arse and loves to eat butter. He has the nickname Meachy Marthew and loves to complain about the passing on FIFA
A pronoun. A Marthew is typically scottish, has a scruffy beard and likes to play the bagpipes. A Marthew is often partnered with a fit sister who all his friends want to have a cheeky shag