Ewan Edwards

This guy tends to go for girls who like to get drunk. He then uses his power while they are sleeping. His dad drives round in white vans and invites kids in by offering them hotdogs. he lives on a farm and loves little girls just like his father.

See that guy over there, he’s definitely a Ewan Edwards

zype

THE GUY WHO HAS THE BIGGEST DICK EVER / DONT FUCK WITH HIM/ AND THE MOST HANDSOME GUY IN THE WORLD! DONT MESS WITH HIM OK NEVER

COOL! OMG ZYPE YOUR PENIS IS HUGE