Chuck E. Cheese

The kid version of Las Vegas

Johnny is 7 and he gambled at Chuck E. Cheese

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Chuck E Cheese

A place where a kid can be a kid

Alex: daddy can I go to Chuck E Cheese
Daddy: nah man we’re going to the club
Alex: but daddy I’m only 7 years old I’m not old enough to go to the club. I wanna go to a place where a kid can be a kid.
Daddy: fine
Alex: YAAAAAAAAAY!

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Mumble rap

The opposite of lyrical rap. Kids age 12 and under love mumble rap. Everyone else 13 or older hates it.

Mumble rap is for 10 year olds don’t listen to it.

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Jackie Chu

An Asian teacher from super Mario Logan

Junior: ok I’m going to ask Jackie Chu if the sun is a planet
Cody: IT’S NOT A PLANET IDIOT!!!
Jackie Chu: Aww I so Asian, I can’t see a ting.

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Taylor Swift

A female singer who sings about boyfriends

Jimmy: yo is that song about a boyfriend?
Timmy: yeah do you know who sings it?
Jimmy: is it Taylor Swift?
Timmy: yup
Jimmy: no shit

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Dominos

The greatest pizza place EVER!

Bill: hey baby where do you wanna eat tonight?
Baby: Uhhh... Dominos!
Bill: HELL YEAH!!!

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Stupid question

A question you ask that has the answer in it

Joe: what color is the deep blue sea?
Luke: are you ready for me to shit all over you?
Joe: what?
Luke: that’s a stupid question...

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