Gwen Stefani

A singer who taught me how to spell bananas

Thanks to Gwen Stefani I will never forget how to spell bananas!

87👍 6👎

Drake

A Canadian rapper who started from the bottom and used to call you on your cell phone

Drake apparently used to call me on my cell phone, now he calls me on my iPhone 7

1342👍 266👎

Ishaan

Someone hot steamy and sexy

Shawty: Who’s that he’s got me sweating
Shorty: aww that’s Ishaan he’s soooooo dreamy!

386👍 138👎

Wisconsin Cheese Touch

To stick your finger in a girls pussy

I gave my significant other a Wisconsin cheese touch

24👍 2👎

Baby

A term of endearment for a shawty

Hey yo baby let’s go to the movies!

18👍 5👎

The 1950’s

Probably the most innocent decade ever

The 1950’s were innocent

12👍 5👎

Racsan

It’s nascar but instead of going in drive, they go in reverse

NASCAR is boring so we watch racsan they’ll crash more!

22👍 2👎