Keegan

Even though he jacks off he’s still the funniest guy in the world

Keegan is very funny
Even though he beats his meat

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Joel

A guy who has a lot to be proud of. He’s tall, strong, handsome, pimpin and just about anyone (boys and girls) will be all over him! Joel is also great at dodgeball and won’t ever fail a fitness test! Maybe that’s why he’s so strong!

Maria: holy shit that guy is so damn hot!
Ashley: oh yeah that’s Joel! He’s great!

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Church

Another word for prison

The other day I got sentenced to every Sunday at church until I move out of my parents house

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Stupid question

A question you ask that has the answer in it

Joe: what color is the deep blue sea?
Luke: are you ready for me to shit all over you?
Joe: what?
Luke: that’s a stupid question...

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🍑💨

What you text to someone when you have intestine problems

Friend (text): hey bruh! What are you up to???
You (text): 🍑💨

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Coronavirus

The longest lasting thing that was made in China

When will the Coronavirus end???

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Roberto Nevilis

The Nigga who invented homework

Roberto Nevilis made this world so damn painful for inventing homework that stupid teachers should know that nobody is gonna do that shit! Damn sleeping on rusty spikes seems way less painful!

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