Britney Spears

A singer that asks people to hit her

Britney Spears: hit me baby one more time
Man: ok *slap*
Britney Spears: ow I’m calling the police
Man: what? You just told me to hit you...

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The 1950’s

Probably the most innocent decade ever

The 1950’s were innocent

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Racsan

It’s nascar but instead of going in drive, they go in reverse

NASCAR is boring so we watch racsan they’ll crash more!

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Gif

A moving picture

See that picture of Winnie the Pooh? That’s a gif

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365

The amount of long days in a long year

Johnny: There are soooo many days in a month
Smart Ass: oh really? How many?
Johnny: 365
Smart Ass: no ass hole! That’s the amount of days in a year.

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Wet dream

When you wake up with a boner

Bruh, I had a dream that I had sex with a hottie and I got a wet dream

Eww what the hell dude?

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A guy

Basically the same thing as a man

Christopher is a guy
Christina is not a guy

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