If you eat too many carrots, you'll turn orange just like Donald Trump
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When you take algebra in the hood
Tyreese: eyy yo Tyrone, you wanna take algebruh wit me?
Tyrone: yea dawg!
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Hanukkah is the Jewish version of Christmas but it last 8 days
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Kim: what does Idk stand for?
John: I donΓ’ΒΒt know
Kim: what does Idk stand for?
Jim: I donΓ’ΒΒt know
Kim: what does Idk stand for?
Joe: I donΓ’ΒΒt know
Kim: then who does know?
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Without math, this world would be a lot more peaceful
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When a guy knows a girl is having a bad day so he sends her a picture of his own penis
Yo I know your grandma is having a bad day so I sent her a dick pic and now she feels way better
Bruh, what the fuck is wrong you?
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