Idk

Nobody knows

Kim: what does Idk stand for?
John: I don’t know
Kim: what does Idk stand for?
Jim: I don’t know
Kim: what does Idk stand for?
Joe: I don’t know
Kim: then who does know?

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Dick Pic

When a guy knows a girl is having a bad day so he sends her a picture of his own penis

Yo I know your grandma is having a bad day so I sent her a dick pic and now she feels way better

Bruh, what the fuck is wrong you?

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Miscarriage

When god gives you an abortion

My wife got a miscarriage

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Obamas last name

Obama

Friend: what’s obamas last name?
You: urban dictionary says it all

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Russell Wilson

The quarterback for the Seattle Seahawks who fucked up in super bowl xlix by throwing an interception instead of handing it off to Marshawn Lynch.

Seattle native: Were about to win this game
New England Native: ok and if the Patriots win, then you owe me one hundred grand.
Seattle Native: ok not worried about it.
*Throws the interception*
Seattle native: Russell Wilson what the fuck bruh?
New England Native: wooooooooooo lets go!!!!!!

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Trump

An orange president

If you eat too many carrots, you'll turn orange just like Donald Trump

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Algebruh

When you take algebra in the hood

Tyreese: eyy yo Tyrone, you wanna take algebruh wit me?
Tyrone: yea dawg!

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