Math

The worst subject ever

Without math, this world would be a lot more peaceful

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Dick Pic

When a guy knows a girl is having a bad day so he sends her a picture of his own penis

Yo I know your grandma is having a bad day so I sent her a dick pic and now she feels way better

Bruh, what the fuck is wrong you?

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Mask off

How Future says Jack off

In future’s 2017 hit mask off, every time he says mask off he means jack off

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Obamas last name

Obama

Friend: what’s obamas last name?
You: urban dictionary says it all

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Russell Wilson

The quarterback for the Seattle Seahawks who fucked up in super bowl xlix by throwing an interception instead of handing it off to Marshawn Lynch.

Seattle native: Were about to win this game
New England Native: ok and if the Patriots win, then you owe me one hundred grand.
Seattle Native: ok not worried about it.
*Throws the interception*
Seattle native: Russell Wilson what the fuck bruh?
New England Native: wooooooooooo lets go!!!!!!

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Miscarriage

When god gives you an abortion

My wife got a miscarriage

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Family Guy

The best cartoon ever!
Peter: the fat ass dad in gamily guy who works at the brewery.
Lois: the hot attractive mom
Meg: the very unpopular and ugly fat daughter
Chris: the really stupid son that masturbates 24/7
Stewie: the most bad ass baby that’s known to man
Brian: the talking dog

He’s a family guy!!!

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