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Lil Xan

The rap version of nickelback. He makes everyone want to go deaf

Guy 1: Hey hit me with dat Lil Xan shit
Guy 2: ok! (Plays Lil Xan)
Guy 1: owwwww stop!!! I’m deaf help me! Ahhhhhhh!

by Kidswillbekids January 16, 2020

11👍 4👎


Super Bowl LIII

The worst super bowl EVER!!! The Patriots beat the Rams 13-3, the halftime show was bullshit (Maroon 5, Travis Scott, and Big Boi) played in Atlanta GA. Nothing really happened. Luckily Tom Brady didn’t get the MVP! it was Julian Edelman (he still didn’t really do anything)

Super bowl LIII just got from bad to worse

by Kidswillbekids January 22, 2020

8👍 2👎


Freshman Teachers

The worst type of teachers ever

Dude all my freshman teachers suck

by Kidswillbekids May 18, 2019

15👍 2👎


Black

The color of Africans also a color that people think is racist

Jimmy: you see that African over there?
Joseph: yeah what about him?
Jimmy: he’s black!
Joseph: yeah so what?
Jimmy: just pointing that out
Joseph: uhh, okay

Harold: hey Carl, what color is your car?
Carl: uhh... Black
Harold: RACIST!!!
Carl: No Harold, that’s just what color it is

by Kidswillbekids November 4, 2019

54👍 842👎


Marshawn Lynch

An Nfl running back that loves skittles

Kenny: Hey Marshawn Lynch what’s your favorite gas station shack?
Marshawn: you should know!

by Kidswillbekids March 28, 2019

13👍 4👎


Lizzo

The only person in the entire world who’s allowed to twerk in public or on public tv

Hannah: Damn when Lizzo twerks it’s fun
Hannah: and when you twerk Zoe, it’s gross
Zoe: well same with you!
Hannah: you’re right...

by Kidswillbekids January 16, 2020

111👍 63👎


James Harden

A big ass beard

That guy has a James Harden!

by Kidswillbekids May 7, 2019

104👍 23👎