Urban dictionary

Are you fucking serious???

Urban Dictionary ur on it

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LeBron James

A basketball player that everyone wants to be

Mr. Smith: Little Jimmy, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Little Jimmy: I wanna be LeBron James!!!
Mr. Smith: That can’t happen.
Little Jimmy: Why not?
Mr. Smith: He’s already him.
Little Jimmy: nooooooooooo you crushed my dream.
Mr. Smith: but you can still go to the nba.
Little Jimmy: Ok!

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Gwen Stefani

A singer who taught me how to spell bananas

Thanks to Gwen Stefani I will never forget how to spell bananas!

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Broke

Me

I’m broke

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Homes

How you remember the Great Lakes
H uron
O ntario
M ichigan
E rie
S uperior

I couldn’t remember the Great Lakes so Homes helped me out

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Beyoncé

A singer that everyone has heard of

Doug: did you see Beyoncé at the grammy’s last night?
Clay: who is Beyoncé?
Doug: how do you not know who the fuck Beyoncé is???

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Beyoncé

She’s damn sexy, has a fat ass, and asks you to move to the left

Beyoncé is a beaut

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