Family Guy

The best cartoon ever!
Peter: the fat ass dad in gamily guy who works at the brewery.
Lois: the hot attractive mom
Meg: the very unpopular and ugly fat daughter
Chris: the really stupid son that masturbates 24/7
Stewie: the most bad ass baby that’s known to man
Brian: the talking dog

He’s a family guy!!!

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Chinese

Just because someone is Asian doesn’t mean they’re Chinese

Jimmy: hey look at that Chinese guy
Harold: bruh, he’s been a friend of mine since 1st grade, his name is Jerry and his dad is Japanese and his mom is Korean

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In laws

When a married man visits his wife’s family and it feels like prison during the visit

Marcus: so I went to see my in laws with my wife
Harold: oh how was it?
Marcus: I never wanna go back

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Jake Paul

Some motherfucker who ruined the music and then ruined boxing.

That Jake Paul mothafucka is ruining everything like c’mon bruh

Breastaurant

It’s a restaurant where women where small clothes such as hooters and twin peaks so you can see their boobies! Get it? BREASTaurant in other words tits for tips

Last Friday, I went to a breastaurant! You know not for the food but for the titties!

Juan Luis

A very sexy Mexican

Girl 1: oh look at that Mexican over there! He’s so damn sexy!
Girl 2: oh yeah that’s Juan Luis! He really is sexy!

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Black

The color of Africans also a color that people think is racist

Jimmy: you see that African over there?
Joseph: yeah what about him?
Jimmy: he’s black!
Joseph: yeah so what?
Jimmy: just pointing that out
Joseph: uhh, okay

Harold: hey Carl, what color is your car?
Carl: uhh... Black
Harold: RACIST!!!
Carl: No Harold, that’s just what color it is

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