Illuminati

Illuminati is a triangle with an eye. It’s also some sort of conspiracy theory. Oh, and it can be found on the back of the $1 bill

Illuminati confirmed

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Lance Armstrong

To spike your water bottle o while biking

I needed cocaine while riding my bike so I had to pull off a Lance Armstrong

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Is the earth flat?

We KNOW the answer. No, the earth is not flat, it’s round like a ball, and anyone who asks that question is retarded as fuck.

Aaron: hey Matt, is the earth flat?
Matt: bruh
Aaron: ok, I’ll ask someone else.
Aaron: hey David, is the earth flat?
David: shut the fuck up!
Aaron: it’s either yes or no
Aaron: Mason, my man, is the earth flat?
Mason: no
Aaron: man they’re horrible liars

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Orange

The color of the president

President Trump is orange

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Swiss balls

1. Exercise balls
2. A Swiss mans testicles

1. Let’s work together on Swiss balls
2. In Switzerland, a man took his draws off so I saw Swiss balls for the first time ever!

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Milk the cow

To suck titties

This morning I couldn’t get over my girl’s boobies so I had to milk the cow

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Shakira

A beautiful Colombian singer who’s hips don’t lie

Jimmy: Wow shakira has me sweating
Zachery: me too homie

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