Glonk

A derogatory term for an individual who is incapable of digesting Gluten

Natalie is a Glonk

Ibbebuddled

When you are so old that you become decrepit and dysfunctional to do any simple task

When I am old, If I ever become this ibbebuddled, I want you to take me skydiving without a parachute.

Glonking

Failing to digest Gluten

That Glonk is Glonking right now!