Jalfrezi

The Leicester slang for the situation where you clean or decorate a floor (with tiling or other) and manage to do so in a way that you're left in a single dirty corner.

not to be confused with the Jalfreze, a large cumbersome canine of the scottish moors.

I.E
upon cleaning a kitchen floor, to be left at the side with a small pile of crap
"can't believe i didn't notice i was doing a Jalfrezi"

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