Rubenesque

A woman that closely resembles Ruben Studdard, Afican-American Idol.

A Duncan Donuts server was fired today after she was found plucking goatee and placing them in the frosting. Needless to say the woman was exhibited very Rubenesque physical characteristics.

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teahouse

(n.) A message parlor in which Asian women "message" your eggroll and eat the eggdrop soup.

"Me message you long time at teahouse."

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Northerner

Any idiot residing above the Mason-Dixon Line that assumes Southerners are racist. Likes unsweetened tea and uses the word COUGHFEE.

Hey you African-American haters, why don't you go drink some sweet tea and brew some COUGHFEE. Ha, us Northerners are soo superior.

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Age of 12

The undisputed age of consent.

Age of 12: hmm 2006 minus 1994... dead on

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