Grassy Arthur's Garden Party

Another term for a vagina

''How do Kieth, how was that honey you pulled last eve''

''Sweet Kieth, she had a Grassy Arthur's Garden Party like a chipmunk's ear''

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Ass-Fistey Wank

Fairly self explainiatory, insert fist in rectum and proceed to wank ( Masterbate ) like an old maid.

''Why's the fist so smelly today Kieth?''

''I watching a bit of loose woman and, well you know the score''

''The old Ass-Fistey Wank''

''Bingo, flaccid sir''

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