ASDA

Often confused with Walmart’s british cousin, the acronym ASDA is frequented in text speak of English youths. Standing for ‘AAH SHIT DADS AWAKE’, it is often used whilst piledriving your stepmother, or sneaking in a coke-fuelled street whore who’s just that little bit too loud

‘SHHH come up quietly!’
*Drug-ridden prostitute gets ketty legs and falls down stairs*
‘ASDA!!!!’

Rocio

The worst people born. Inadequate as not only humans, but multi celled organisms too. Avoid at all costs.

Oh, Her? That girl is an utter Rocio, don't go there man

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