scoop and throw

The act of reaching between your legs, laying a live turd on your hand and flinging it in someone's face. Usually performed in the heat of an argument.

Yo Bron! I was hangin out in A&E when this gal starts fightin over her man, and pulls a perfect scoop and throw in the face of his 2 timing trout

scoop and throw

The act of reaching between one's legs, laying a turd on the flat of your palm, and flinging said turd in the face of an opponent

Usually performed during a heated argument

Bron was flabbergasted when part way through an argument in A&E one of the girls bent over and affected the perfect scoop and throw.

scoop and throw

Reaching back through your legs, laying a full turd on your palm and throwing it into the face of an adversary

Bron was gob smacked when the two timing Girlfriend bent down and executed a perfect scoop and throw into the face of her friend