Nihoeigo

Mispronounced or misused Japanese, as used by the Wapanese; Japanglish

Kore wa...Nihoeigo?

Ainiku, hai!

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hurf-durf

Noun;

A person that is not to be taken seriously.

Jerkden: Play my card game!
Kiko: Well, I don't know how...it's complicated, and I don't feel like learning that shite.
Jerkden: It's okay, be like Dackson. He's no good at the game, but he plays anyway and has fun.
Kiko: Well, Dackson will be the lone hurf-durf; I'm not playing!
Jerkden: Suit yourself.
*Kiko punches Jerkden*

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Dark Forces

Any organization, religious sect, cult, or entity wrought on destruction and/or forceful takeover of those unwilling to join its/their ranks; Those who use Dark Power.

Who will defeat the Dark Forces?!

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907

Telephone area code, Alaska.

Call (907) 564-****!

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Plutonian

adj.

Having a dynamic personality.

Dope #1: Sarie is surely a nice girl; I've never seen anyone so sweet and positive about life!
Dope #2: Sarie? Yeah, right! She's always frowning, NEVER talks, and always snatches stuff out of peoples' hands.
Dope #1: What? No!
Killer #1: Maybe she has multiple personality disorder.
Kiko: Maybe she's just a bit plutonian!

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saddlesore

1. A minor sore achieved after riding a horse for a long period of time.

2. A person who pretends to not be the person you're calling on the telephone, when it is in fact the person you were trying to call. (Does not apply to people who attempt dodging telemarketers/bill collectors.)

Jim Bob: Is this Scooter's roofin'? You were supposed to fix my roof ya...ya s-shitheads!
???: Who do you think you're talking to, fuckface? This is ***City breaks!
Jim Bob: S-s-saddle...sore.

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itn't

A colloquial form of "isn't" used mostly in the southern United States.

Tiny: The movie's showing at 7:30, itn't it?
Kiko: What are you talking about? What movie?
Tiny: Galaxy Quest 2
Kiko: Oh, Tiny!
Tiny: Never girve up, never surrender! Hoo hoo *spreads arms and runs while making plane sounds*
Kiko: Sai saichi!

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