condom

1. A scabbard for the wenile, as used to stop spoimies from gettin' in the vaginus-maximus; sometimes made to fit in TO the vaginus-maximus.

2. Choo's weapon of choice, when attempting to kill me.

*Kiko wakes up in a dark cellar, tied to a chair with barbed-wire*

Kiko: H-hey!
Choo: Hello...KIKO! *lightning strikes*
Kiko: What? Hey CHOO! Get me out of here!
*Choo pulls out condom*
Kiko: Choo, no! This is too ironic!
Choo: Your death only costed 3 cents to make!
Kiko: NOOOO!
Kiko: Wait Choo; what about the chair and the barbed-wire? Surely they costed money!
*Choo gets lost in thought*
Saucer: Good try, SNEAK-O!
Kiko: Saucer?! Not you! Sneak-o?
Choo: Die, LOVER-BOY! *attempts to wrap Kiko's head in condom*
*Kiko wakes up*
Kiko: Oh, just a bad dream.
Choo, 38, wedding ring on finger: What's wrong, Kik?
Kiko: NOOOOOOOOO!
*Crypt-keeper wraps things up*

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Quindecim

From latin, "Fifteen."

Quindecim magis, commodo!

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unknown

1. Not widely known
2. Unfamiliar.
3. An unknown number.
4. A favorite answer of Kiko's

Choo: When will we do the art contest?
Kiko: Unknown.
Choo: >.<

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Neato-Morabito

Neat, cool, et cetera.

Why, that's Neato-Morabito!

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Regular

1. Commonplace

2. Symmetrical, well-rounded.

3. A person who normally visits internet facilities, i.e. chatrooms, game servers, and is well-recognized by his/her peers.

Regularly, I wouldn't do this!

Chatroom regulars sure are annoying people.

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beef stick

a pet name for ur penis

anton- i hit that bitch with my beef stick

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question mark

1. An interrogation point, denoting that a sentence it is used in is a question.
2. Alternate way to say "What?"

Brown: "I went zablis abba carfth."
Kiko: "Question mark."
Brown: "... ..."
Kiko: "What did you just SAY?!"
Brown: "What did I just NOT say?"
Kiko: "Damn it Brown, you're such a wenile!"
Brown: "Thanks."

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