saucer

1. A plate, sometimes used to hold a mug.
2. A seemingly affable guy who wins the favor and acclaim of people for the purpose of back-stabbing and/or tricking them later.

Cup and saucer!

That Saucer; I'll get him one day!

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act of congress

1. An act of congress; pretty self-explaining!

2. Slang: excrement, fecal matter, et cetera.

Kiko: Well, time to go pass an act of congress!
Choo: ?
Kiko: *chomp* Means I'm gonna take a shit, Choo!
Choo: Have fun.

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Yo-boy

A caucasian male who embraces the urban language/lifestyle; A Wigger

I'm going to unleash a cluster bomb in the mall, hopefully killing every yo-boy hanging outside of Lidz.

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rectite

A rectal rash.

Kiko: Never had rectite, meself!
Emi: Uso!
Kiko: Punch-o!

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varul

1. One who lacks good judgement, or understanding.
2. One who has been duped.
3. An idiot.
4. One who acts unwisely.

"That varul couldn't pilot his way out of a wet paper bag."
"I was made to look as a true varul!"
"Don't expect anything out of THAT big varul!"
"What a varulish decision it was to leave my wife!"

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Gilly

To describe something or someone that is or who is little and cute at the same time.

1)I saw this gilly puppy at the pet store the other day.

2)My mother made these gilly cupcakes for the kids the other day.

3)That is girl is gilly.

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Shamberlynn Germany Syndrome

A condition in which the affected individual(s) is anywhere from mildly amusing to very exciting to be around in real life, but has no apparent redeeming values on the internet; i.e. typing "lol," using "smilies," and acting as a tardus extremus in the matters of abbreviation, humor, and spelling.

Tommy: Brian seemed somewhat cool at the party last night, but when I talked to him online...
*flashback ensues*
Tommy FArtanyan: Hey, I just added you to my buddy list.
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: who is dis
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: o tommy rite/
Tommy FArtanyan: Are you drinking?
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: wat
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: r u ther
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: th3ere**
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: thrtr*
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: godamnit lol
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: THREE*
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: LMAO! THERE!
Tommy FArtanyan: G-gotta go!
Tommy FArtanyan signed off 12:30:22
*flashback ends*
Tommy: I guess the screen name he gave me should have given it away!
Kiko: CLASSIC case of Shamberlynn Germany Syndrome!
Tommy: ?
Kiko: *chomp*

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