soul chasey

Pieces of your soul which can be removed and mixed together to form patches or provide variance to other souls which are lacking a specific characteristic

this entity came by last night and took some of my soul chasey, now I feel different

kerflunkt

When the aliens attack in the future but they're not sure which reality to tune back into or revive as stable following the lengthy attack over many years, some individuals or things get kerflunkt or not kerflunkt. Ultimately it's for a (rollback) reality/parity check and a "test" of our emergency broadcast services where before/afterwards you get to return to your regularly scheduled programming.

I'm gonna kerflunkt this guy soon if he doesn't do something interesting or new.

blargharitaville

A place, bar, or vacation spot consisting of blarghs (fat people).

Nah man that place is like going to blargharitaville

moolscuses

These are excuses made up for being lazy, or moolish (a mool).

The Mool: "i'm not coming out tonight i'm really tired"
Me: "oh stop with your moolscuses!"