shark attack

Man and woman having sex. The woman sits in a folding chair while the man pumps from in front of her. Right before the man finishes he lifts the front of the fold chair up knocking the woman on her back with the folding chair collapsing on her ass like a shark bite!

Man: She thought we were cool but I was still pissed off, so last night I gave her a shark attack and shot it on her chin!

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