meat cute

when you find a new burger place that you immediately know you'll develop a long-lasting relationship with

"I just had the best burger of my life last night...it was a real meat cute!"

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swannies

baby swans

Aww did you see that swan and her swannies cross the street?

quorf

an anal queef

oh man, I quorfed so loud last night, I hope he didn't notice