The Clap

The nickname for the STD gonorrhoea. For men, makes it really painful to pee. For women, there are often no symptoms, but it can often lead to pelvic inflammatory disease if not treated.

Tina: Ah, my tummy hurts so bad and I feel sick, and I'm not even on my period!
Joanna: Sister, you definitely got the Clap from the fuckboy at that party.